Comment Inspiration

Are you commenting on blogs and need some inspiration?

A kind spammer sent me their whole list of fake comments (complete with serious spelling issues…I almost want to reply and offer to clean it up for them). This is 4 pages in Word (2000 words worth) of comments you too could make on people’s blogs. I especially love the specificity of some of these, “Greetings from Florida! I’m bored to [tears] at work so I decided to browse your website on my iphone during lunch break.”

I’m thinking of setting up a BINGO card with a bunch of these and seeing how long it takes me to get BINGO…anyone want to play along? 😉

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So clearly I’m not advocating fake comments. I love getting real comments and interacting with my readers. And although I have comment moderation turned on (to avoid the above things from clogging stuff up) I’ll approve pretty much anything that isn’t spam or offensive.


3 thoughts on “Comment Inspiration

  1. Ugh. You could make several bingo cards out of this. I’m pretty new to WordPress and haven’t run into this sort of thing here, yet, but it’s one of the reasons why I shut down my own website — it used to be guestbook posts there, and it got way too tedious to monitor eventually.

    That all being said, I really do like the way you’ve set up your blog!


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